|No other pack in the world is as intimidating as the Whipsnake 37 Trillion.|
Do you prefer to carry your 15-foot-long tent poles snapped together for convenience, so you don't have to waste 10 seconds putting them together and then disassembling them every time you set up and break camp?
Do you ever need to carry an extreme amount of gear, but can't find a pack tall enough to handle it all?
Would you prefer to have a pack with an internal capacity closer to 37,000,000,000,000 cubic inches than any other (spoiler alert: actual capacity is slightly less than advertised).
Do you hike in environments with lots of wide open spaces—such as desert and tundra—where potentially inconvenient branches don't grow overhead? (I regret this pack may not be ideally suited for most Northeast trails....)
Do you want to experience the proprietary space-age responso-flex construction developed by NASA scientists exclusively for this pack?
Have you always admired, even idolized, the mythical super-hiker Steve Climber, a.k.a. the "outdoor's ultimate enthusiast"?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, the Whipsnake 37 Trillion may be just what you need.
But don't take my word for it. See it in action below and decide for yourself.
Now the bad news. Despite creating this magnificent pack four years ago, the comedy duo Rhodes and Roads still have yet to announce when it will become widely available for purchase, or at what price.
Until then you'll just have to intimidate your surroundings the old-fashioned way.
“Equipped” is an AMC Outdoors blog, written by Matt Heid.